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Solo Piano *EXPLICIT*

The Alan Allen Show

I spent most of last year developing a solo piano show. The songs contained therein fall under the "Musical Comedy" category. Funny- yes. Sarcastic and politically questionable...most definitely. But that is what humor is. It is the pushing of boundaries to acceptable limits. It's true that "acceptable is a subjective term, but I don't believe any subject matter to be too "sacred".  If we are to become better, more sensitive people, and want to change the ills of the world, we need to make fun of them wherever and whenever we can in the hopes of shedding light on a problem through the incongruity of humor.

Nothing should be off limits and I don't believe in censoring one's self or one's material. If you are sensitive to a certain subject- don't involve yourself. Personally I don't believe in organized religion- so I don't bother with it. As the saying goes- don't believe in abortion? Don't have one. Don't agree with the whole gay marriage thing? Don't marry someone of the same sex. Problem solved have a nice day.
Sit back, give a listen and enjoy if you can.
Thank you.
-AA
 

The Anorexia Rag 

If you or someone you know is afflicted with this condition,
please don't lash out at me. I didn't invent it and I didn't cause it. 


 The Pharmaceutical Song





My take on the Tom Lehrer Classic


I Wanna Be More Jewish

I should be so lucky.



So Many Beautiful Lesbians LIVE!


An homage to the lovely, elusive ladies.